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Good morning, guys. Good morning.

Good morning. I got in this morning

and I thought I'd make myself a cup of tea.

I'm man of the people.

I was looking for my tardy smog. You know my tardy smog?

Oh, yeah. The one where it fits my tea and then you'd expect.

Exactly. And I've got the tardy, sonny.

Oh, I know. I've seen it, my friend.

Yeah, so I couldn't see it in the box where we keep our things.

And then I walked back into the studio and asked,

and asked, why the assistant produced? I said,

if it's in my tardy and she said, yes, I've put it there.

So you'd find it.

I said, it wasn't there when I came in just two minutes ago.

She said, oh, okay.

I said, it looks like it'd been there. She said about half an hour.

And I thought it was very good handling of the talent.

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