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The Book Pile

Sphere, by Michael Crichton

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone.

0:06.8

This story is a science fiction techno-thriller,

0:10.2

Who-Dunit?

0:11.2

Or what-done-it?

0:12.7

That takes place on the bottom of the ocean.

0:15.4

Today's book is Titanic 2.

0:19.2

Titanic with a vengeance.

0:21.7

Now it's Sphere by Michael Crichton.

0:25.0

And this is the book pile.

0:27.4

A comedy podcast about the best of books and the worst of books.

0:31.7

If this is your first time on the podcast, welcome.

0:34.8

I'm Kellyn Ersk, and I'm a comic, a father, and I've always said that a sphere is just the poor man's dodecahedron.

0:46.6

That's what we call in the biz a smart joke, Dave.

0:54.0

And I'm David Vance.

0:56.1

Kellan as a kid, I loved reading, but I also got guilty if I read a book that would

1:00.6

horrify my mom.

1:02.1

So as a tween, I think I read just the first chapter of every Michael Crichton book.

1:08.3

I'm not joking.

1:09.4

I've only read the first chapter of Congo, the Andromeda Strain,

1:13.2

State of Fear, Prey, and Rising Sun. I don't even know what you would feel guilty about

1:19.9

and Rising Sun. I feel like, I don't know, maybe someone gets stabbed in a skyscraper. Oh,

1:25.8

no, that book is the first time I learned at too young and age

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