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🗓️ 21 June 2019
⏱️ 2 minutes
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0:00.0 | And Herio's production. |
0:03.4 | Hi, I'm Molly Hawkey. I'm an actor, writer, comedian. I'm 40. I am tragically single, and I've always wanted kids. So I started sperm cast, my quest for a sperm donor, and some personal growth. In season one, I interviewed 19 potential donors and asked them to rate their interest on a scale of one to 10. |
0:18.5 | Seven, six, five, four, Three, two. Like a one. |
0:21.1 | I unfortunately will have to withdraw myself from the race. |
0:24.7 | I'd be a 10. |
0:25.5 | Wow. |
0:26.3 | I also talk to doctors, surrogates, egg donors, children of sperm donors, one tarot card reader, |
0:30.6 | two shamans, and three witches who made me get tapless with them. |
0:32.9 | Those are perfect for breastfeeding. |
0:35.1 | Obviously, there was some crying here and there. Oh, we have to take a break. |
0:38.6 | When I finally had my ducks in a row, it was time for season two, the insemination. |
0:42.2 | I've never seen a semen in a cup either. |
0:43.9 | Never has an insemination been more awkward. |
0:46.1 | Can you hold one of these mics while I put the syringe in? |
0:48.6 | Eventually, something cool will happen. |
0:50.1 | Are you pregnant? |
0:51.0 | Yes. |
0:51.5 | Are you serious? |
0:56.0 | Wait, really? Oh my gosh. |
0:57.0 | Oh my gosh. |
0:58.0 | But then this. |
0:59.0 | Do I call this a miscarriage or is it too early to even call it a miscarriage? |
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