SPEND THE MONEY
Weekly Trash
Josie Van Dyke
4.5 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Let’s take out trash!
- Easter
- meds
- NYC
- April fools
- shopping addiction
- clit
- Jessi & Chase?
- unwell winter games
- Dakota Johnson + role model
- TRASHER’S TRASH (weirdest gift you ever got)
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Weekly Trash, the safe place to clean your mind, body, and soul of all that trash you consume this week so you can consume some more tomorrow. I'm your host, Josie Van Dyke, and it is |
| 0:25.9 | Trash Day. Welcome to today's soul episode where we will be taking out my personal trash, |
| 0:31.1 | pop culture, TikTok, reality TV trash, and Trashers Trash. How are you? How was your easter i just realized i think i'm allergic to makeup |
| 0:42.3 | and i don't know why it just clicked to me but when i was podcasting in new york um one of the guests |
| 0:48.8 | was like oh every time i put makeup on i get the sniffles and i was like wait a second i'm pretty sure every time i get makeup on my body i also have the sniffles. And I was like, wait a second, I'm pretty sure every time I get |
| 0:55.1 | makeup on my body, I also have the sniffles. And if you notice, every podcast clip, it looks like I'm |
| 1:01.7 | snorting cocaine because I'm like, and I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm allergic to my makeup. So just a random fact to start the episode is that |
| 1:13.2 | I'm allergic to makeup. And when you see me snorting cocaine, I'm actually having the sniffles. |
| 1:19.2 | I've never done cocaine. So yeah, but how was your Easter? What do you guys do? What did the Easter |
| 1:27.2 | bunny bring the children? I talk about this every single |
| 1:30.8 | year, but the dollar store slaps. And if you're not getting your Easter presents at the dollar |
| 1:35.9 | store, you are wasting money, wasting time. And I don't know what to tell you, but you're losing. |
| 1:42.6 | I love the dollar store so much. |
| 1:47.5 | I am a, when it comes to my kids and toys and just the overconsumption that I have |
| 1:53.6 | going on in my house in the toy room, it is very much quantity over quality. |
| 1:59.3 | There is so much shit. |
| 2:03.4 | So much shit. And it's something I need to work on. I need to be better at limiting the things that my kids have and focusing and really just |
| 2:08.1 | getting high quality things. The problem is my kids don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. |
| 2:14.8 | And I don't blame them because there are a lot of things that I have |
| 2:17.7 | that I don't take care of. So they are mimicking the way I take care of my things. Um, but in my head, I know what things cost money and what things don't. So the things that didn't cost a lot of money, I'm just kind of like whatever. But they're like that with everything. So if I get like a super fancy schmancy toy, they're going to treat it the exact same way that they would treat their |
| 2:36.5 | dollar store Hot Wheels. like that with everything. So if I get like a super fancy schmancy toy, they're going to treat it the |
| 2:34.9 | exact same way that they would treat their dollar store hot wheels. So I don't know at what point |
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