Spencer's Boys Can Swim!!
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Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2017
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
*yelling emoji profile face* KANE IS IN THE BUILDING! 36 minutes of talking about the 24-minute episode of Ballers from Sunday night including at LEAST 5 minutes about Larry Seifert's enunciation of Jim Bob Cooter. We then stick with actual football being garbage to start the season and why Lamar Jackson is the best QB in the Nation right now. During the ad reads we break down how ridiculous life in America was in the 1950s for reasons I still don't understand before moving on to just how injured Isaiah Thomas' hip truly is. Tony Allen's signing with the New Orleans Pelicans broke while we were recording so we touch on their soon-to-be high profile offense before questioning what exactly certain people see in Nikola Jokic that made him shoot up the rankings this summer.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed tape listeners. You can find us every Sunday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen at free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm starting to see why ballers doesn't actually show any football because like they're trying to put out a good show. |
| 0:17.0 | I, they saw the video, man. Maybe it was us. There was a fools. |
| 0:23.0 | For sure. Like I'm not used to like what's the worst is when your team loses on Thursday and then like you're forced to watch like the whole slate on Sunday. |
| 0:34.0 | Sure. Like at least at least of the Patriots one Thursday I could just be like, all right. Like let's see. |
| 0:39.0 | Let me scout the rest of the league, which is what I did anyways and it just turns out every team including the Patriots is actually that. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah, I didn't see one good game team play or player come to think of yesterday. |
| 0:57.0 | Like the two best teams in the NFL right now are the chiefs and whoever's going to draft Lamar Jackson. |
| 1:04.0 | Those are the two best teams in the league. The cheap. Wow. I was going to say the Jaguars, but those might actually still be the same team. |
| 1:10.0 | Correct. Yeah, that can absolutely be the team that gets Lamar Jackson. |
| 1:14.0 | Now, I don't know that he can make a couple of the throws like the really long ones, the short ones, the intermediate ones, the cross the field ones. |
| 1:23.0 | But I don't know if he can make all the throws. |
| 1:26.0 | I just know he's no drew lock that that we both know. Oh, yeah. That guy's a guy's heating up man. You called it. |
| 1:33.0 | I couldn't believe like I thought it was going to take at least a few weeks like no, he didn't even like play his second game yet. |
| 1:40.0 | Oh, you you forgot we've been out of season. You forgot how we speak things to existence almost immediately here. |
| 1:46.0 | That's a good point. Our in season takes our instantaneous like I don't. |
| 1:53.0 | Like poor fat mellow knows that all too well. Yeah, our people get. Yeah, poor big fella. |
| 2:01.0 | Yeah, now the drew lock hype train. And I don't want people to be like, oh, Cole is driving it. Like no, I'm not. |
| 2:11.0 | You know, that's what is going to become. Oh, oh, that's, oh, that's your guy. |
| 2:15.0 | Yeah, please stick to round ball. Huh? |
| 2:20.0 | Let us have our thing. |
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