Remember, the show is PG-13, so you might hear a naughty word or two.

This special presentation of Spencer's beloved blog cast is brought to you by an escaped

ranch camel, the need for vacation, and carry struggles good ankle.

Please enjoy.

Vampires and Nadia Comanich, the Corolli story.

Congratulations here at the sunset of Marta Corolli's career

NBC has bestowed yet another wondrous gift upon your disgusting peasant life.

It's the 51-minute investigative documentary you always wanted answering every

question you ever had about the Corollis.

As long as those questions include how awesome are the Corollis and nothing.

It's an extraordinary addition to the canon, a valuable prequel to the recent blockbuster,

The Ranch.

All the big superhero franchises have prequels, and the Corollis are no different.

In this installment, we learn the history of how Bella, Marta, and Howard Stark

joined forces to defeat Hydra.

Actually, that would have been a lot better.

Please note that contrary to what you may have read, this piece is not called Corolli.

It's called Corolli!

It must be shouted, like the screams that wake Christie Phillips every full moon.

I'm pretty sure that's also just Bella's signature.

Corolli, why exactly do we have to start with Bella and Marta taking a horse-drawn carriage

right through the snows of Transylvania while Marta is mummified in 198 layers

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