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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Spelling Bee Chaos, Celebrity Meltdowns & Dracula Says “Bleh”

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show somehow turns into a full-blown academic collapse as the gang spirals into a chaotic spelling bee competition that proves middle schoolers are smarter than every adult in the room. Seriously… nobody could spell “diarrhea” without looking like they were fighting demons. If you’ve ever confidently spelled a word wrong in a work email and immediately wanted to move to another country, this episode of your favorite daily comedy show is for you.

The crew dives into the insanity of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, where kids are out here spelling words nobody’s ever heard while grown adults on this show can barely survive “separate” and “bougie.” Lern absolutely battles for her life trying to spell basic words while Rizzuto and the gang provide the emotional support of raccoons fighting over French fries. Honestly, if spelling counted as cardio, this episode would qualify as CrossFit.

Then things shift into celebrity chaos with Crap on Celebrities featuring emotional David Lee Roth stories, Ted Nugent tour updates, Nicolas Cage lying in Elvis Presley’s bed, and the heartbreaking realization that Heath Ledger is still gone and we’re all still upset about it. Plus: Russell Crowe yelling at autograph hunters, Jerry Seinfeld allegedly crushing a child’s spirit, and James Corden once again proving that every rude celebrity rumor about him somehow feels believable.

Also in today’s mess:

  • Beartooth singer Caleb Shomo publicly comes out and opens up emotionally about his journey
  • Reba McEntire continues being America’s favorite redheaded aunt
  • Rob Base gets remembered properly because “It Takes Two” still slaps at weddings
  • The gang debates celebrity jerks and who’s secretly awful in real life
  • Rizz delivers a Dracula impression so powerful it may legally count as theater

This daily comedy show is packed with celebrity news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, weird news, music stories, and the kind of sarcastic group therapy only The Rizzuto Show can provide. If you like funny podcasts, comedy talk, STL humor, and hearing adults completely unravel over third-grade vocabulary words, congratulations — you found your people.

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Rizzuto.

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It's that time of year where we watch a bunch of incredibly smart middle schoolers

2:15.1

make the rest of us feel like we're big dopes. The 98th Scripps National Spelling Bee kicks off this week, kicks off today, running today through Thursday. And it's, guys, it's shaping up to be a pretty fun watch. Anybody ever watch the spelling bee on TV? Yeah, I'll catch it. It's cute.

2:34.7

If you're home,

2:35.3

you're like, oh, okay,

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this is on.

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