Speller's stinky bangers
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.7 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Tragically, this week's Champions League action has eclipsed the dangers of unpasteurised milk. Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to set that right.
Elsewhere, startling revelations about what Marcus got up to in his mischevious youth, while Pete gets extremely angry with Rio Ferdinand. And Al Capone. And Sean Connery.
Plus, Gianni Infantino creates a new 'FIFA peace prize' and we have literally no idea who will win it. Do you?
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello everybody. Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.0 | Phil Foden's back and Dan Burns scored a beach. It's Thursday 6 November. I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm Luke Moore. Welcome one and all. |
| 0:25.3 | He's from Blahy! |
| 0:26.6 | Hey, oh, hey! |
| 0:27.9 | You'll never ever beat Dan Byrne! |
| 0:31.7 | He's from Blithe! |
| 0:33.6 | No, Marcus, you're not hosting a show. |
| 0:35.5 | We're singing songs about Dan Byrne today. |
| 0:37.3 | He's got an Adidas Predator head. He's got Klingon head. He's like war from Star Trek. Oh, peak dollars. Oh, I love it. I love it. Was that better than Mickey Van der Vend's goal? Well, I mean, Van der Vend's scoring like Messi on Tuesday, Dan Burns, James McAvoy and |
| 0:54.5 | that shit on |
| 0:55.1 | Wednesday. |
| 1:11.9 | It doesn't get any better for the centrebacks. It doesn't get any better for the defenders. Oh, fantastic. We lay down the gauntlet to him yesterday on the show because he was saying that New Colts would need to be uglier. And we said, Well, can he replicate what Vanda Vend did? |
| 1:13.0 | We thought it was unlikely. |
| 1:14.0 | The answer is no. |
| 1:11.6 | No, he can't. and we said, well, can he replicate what Vandavend did? We thought it was unlikely. |
| 1:12.6 | The answer is no. |
| 1:13.6 | No. |
| 1:14.6 | No, he can't do that. |
| 1:15.6 | He does progress past the halfway line as a left back, but... |
| 1:19.6 | He did it in his own unique way. |
| 1:22.6 | Should we start there then? |
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