Speedrunning Television: LOST (Bonus Episode!)
Thumb Cramps
Sanspants Radio
4.9 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This week on Thumb Cramps, they’re still on break so please enjoy this episode of the Thumb Cramps+ show: Speedrunning Television. Speedrunning Television is a podcast where Joel and Jackson watch the first and the last episode of a TV series then try to figure out what’s going on and if it’s good so that you, the gamers, can focus on gaming. If you want more of this, sign up to Thumb Cramps+ to enjoy the entire back catelogue!
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sandspants Network. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, what's up gamers? Thumb cramps is still on break for the next two weeks, but we don't want you to go podcastless in that period of time. |
| 0:14.5 | Mostly because we are terrified that your brain will heal from the damage we've inflicted on you and you won't come back to us. |
| 0:20.9 | So instead, what we're going to do is this week and next week we're releasing episodes of our |
| 0:25.7 | Thumb Crams Plus paywall exclusive show, Speed Running Television into the main feed. |
| 0:31.9 | What's speed running television you ask? |
| 0:33.9 | Well, it's where me and Jackson watched the first and the last episode of a TV series, |
| 0:38.0 | then we try and figure out what happened, and if it's good. Basically, we know that gamers |
| 0:43.0 | out there don't have time to watch seasons of TV from start to finish, because they're |
| 0:47.4 | too busy playing Halo 3 with their friends. And this will obviously save you from embarrassment |
| 0:52.7 | when you're standing around the waterc cooler at work and someone hits you with, |
| 0:56.0 | Hey brother, do you catch all of lost last night? And you could go, yeah, I did. |
| 1:01.1 | Hurley! And they'll dapp you up and you'll get a promotion. |
| 1:04.5 | So if you like this, why not sign up to Thumbcrams Plus where you get access to the entire back catalog of Speed Running Television? |
| 1:10.4 | Plus Thumbcrams ad free. Mr. Ads is still there. His sack is just bone dry. Plus, where you get access to the entire back catalog of speed running television, plus thumb cramps |
| 1:11.4 | ad free. Mr. Ads is still there. His sack is just bone dry, which is sad because coming rocks. |
| 1:17.7 | Anyway, just a heads up also that speed running television is not safe for schools. So if you got |
| 1:22.6 | sensitive ears, just make sure you turn it down a little bit so it doesn't hurt as much. Without further |
| 1:27.4 | ado, please enjoy this episode of Speed Running Television |
| 1:29.9 | and I'll be back next week to introduce next week's episode. |
| 1:33.3 | What will I be up to then? Who knows? I guess we'll find out together. |
| 1:37.3 | Thumb cramps will return January 23rd and until then keep on gaming. |
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