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Bad Dates

Speed Dates: Newlyweds Special! (w/ Justin Martindale)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.41.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On an all-new Speed Dates episode, host Joel Kim Booster sits down with hilarious fellow newlywed Justin Martindale to compare notes on their respective weddings, and they GET INTO IT: everything from arguing with officiants, to who gets invited (and disinvited), unplanned plus ones, competing vows, lesbian alarms, and also the time Joel saw Megan Fox fix her hair in the reflection of a steak knife. Plus: Celine Dion talk, and why Joel should get a dog. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips and full episodes. Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Scrubs Season 10, Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 3 Justin Martindale: @justinmartindale on Insta, Just Sayin’ podcast, on tour this year!

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0:00.0

Bad dates.

0:02.0

Speed dates.

0:05.0

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates.

0:11.0

This is a special edition, a Speed Date episode.

0:15.0

Now, normally here on Bad Dates, we talk about, you guessed it, bad dates with our guests,

0:19.0

but today I'm slowing things down. I'm getting one-on-one. I'm going deep with just one special person, former guests of the show. Joining me today is a writer, comedian, host of the Just Sayam podcast. He's performed on Hulu, MTV, and E. It's my good friend Justin Martindale. Hello. Yes, so good to see you. Welcome, welcome, welcome. How are you doing, sir? I'm good. You know, things are great. Back in my life and very invested in the Olympics. Really? You're an Olympics guy. Yeah. I think this is like, it's hitting me differently now that, you know, I'm married.

0:55.9

It's hitting you differently.

0:57.5

Well, let's get into it.

0:59.1

Ladies and gentlemen, Justin and I share a very special bond because we both got married in 2025.

1:05.8

Freshly newlywashed.

1:07.3

Hello.

1:08.4

Yeah.

1:08.9

I'm actually dying to talk to you about it. What, if anything, has changed for you since being married? In the few months that you've been married so far. No, nothing's like changed. Right. Nothing's changed at all. We just got our wedding pictures back. Oh, wow. And those are great. So we actually went through those like last week, actually. And there lot of them and it was just it was nice

1:29.2

it was just great to see like how because i don't i mean i'm sure you were i had bruises on my

1:34.4

arm from being just dragged it's the most overwhelmed it's the most loved i've ever felt and the

1:39.7

most stressed i've ever felt oh absolutely i feeling loved they were just like now we need you here

1:43.5

over here over here.

1:44.4

It's crazy.

1:45.5

The thing about wedding photos, too, is we got a few back ourselves, not all of them.

1:48.9

And they are the only photos I return to look at.

1:52.5

Like, I am not somebody who enjoys seeing photos like other people's photos or even my

1:58.4

photos.

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