Speed Dates: Holidating Advice (w/ Zach Zimmerman)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

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4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Speed Dates, Jameela welcomes comedian Zach Zimmerman to answer holiday-themed dating advice questions from you, the listener! They talk about bringing drugs to Thanksgiving, offer advice for the quietest holiday smash, and agree you should always run the shower. Follow Zach on social media @zzimmerman, check out a copy of his book Is It Hot In Here (Or Am I Suffering For All Eternity For The Sins I Committed On Earth?), and, if you missed it, his previous episode of Bad Dates (also featuring London Hughes and Michael Cruz Kayne).

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0:00.0	Bad dates, sweet dates.
0:06.1	Hello, and welcome to another speed date edition of Bad Dates. I'm Jermila Jamil.
0:10.1	And my guest today is the return of the insanely funny comedian and author, Zach Zimmerman.
0:15.8	He's here to answer your holiday dating advice. Welcome back, Zach. Hello, how are you?
0:20.8	Oh, I'm so well, Jermila. Thank you for having me back. I haven't been on a single date since
0:25.6	we last spoke, making me an expert on this topic. Fuck. Wait, that was ages ago.
0:32.5	I know. Something happened. I got to get back out there. What happened?
0:37.1	I decided I'd rather be a little lonely than a little annoyed.
0:43.1	I can see that being a viral quote. You know, like, I think it was Linda van Jelista this week
0:48.5	who went viral for I just don't want to get married again. I don't want to hear someone breathe.
0:53.9	Breathe. Yes. I saw that. Or I think whoopee has a couple. Great ones. Just once you settled in.
0:59.4	I don't want somebody in my house. Yeah, you're joining quite a strong lineage.
1:05.6	Do you think you'll ever look for love again? Or is this it?
1:09.2	Has my podcast forced you to retire?
1:12.4	I don't want to point fingers, but if it smells like a pig, if it,
1:16.9	it. Honestly, it sounds weird, but I think when I had a book come out, which is like a creative
1:26.8	birth, and I don't think I've yet since birth, like someone who gives actual birth to a human child,
1:33.2	it's hard to get back in the groove. Yeah, your creative uterus is still recovering, that's fair.
1:38.8	It's recovering. 100%. So even though you haven't been dating recently, you've been dating a
1:45.2	fair bit before then. And when you came on this podcast, you told me one of the funniest stories
1:50.0	I've ever heard, definitely go back and listen to Zack Zimmerman's first appearance on this podcast
1:55.3	a few months ago. But because of your expertise, we have some questions for you. Are you ready?
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