Sometimes Balls Get Hungry (w/ Joe DeRosa and Sal Vulcano)
Bad Dates
SiriusXM | SmartLess Media
4.2 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Joe DeRosa and Sal Vulcano to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Joe goes out with a ten, but the argument goes up to eleven, and Sal’s date is FULLY vested in her 401k, and will have the surf and turf. Then, a listener writes in about a date that was going so well, until she got it right in the kisser. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.
Joe DeRosa: Taste Buds podcast with Sal Vulcano, We’ll See You In Hell podcast, tour dates at joederosa.com
Sal Vulcano: Taste Buds podcast with Joe DeRosa, Hey Babe podcast with Chris Distefano, tour dates at salvulcanocomedy.com
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| 0:00.0 | Want someone came and a little bit went on my fringe, and I that's really upset me |
| 0:06.2 | It really likes specifically |
| 0:09.3 | What's what's your fringe my bangs my bag? |
| 0:14.4 | That's why I have them because there's just jizz everywhere in Hollywood listen your forehead walked away scat free that day |
| 0:30.9 | bad dates |
| 0:32.9 | Sal and Joe welcome to bad dates. How are you? Are you well? I'm fair fair to quite fair, you know |
| 0:39.6 | Could always be better could always be worse. Yeah, Sal. I haven't heard any of your dating stories ever we |
| 0:45.8 | Have known each other since 2018. It's when we first started making |
| 0:50.3 | Television together. It's been that long. Wow. Yeah, you're one of my very close friends and yet |
| 0:54.8 | They're still an intimate part of you that I don't know and I'm very excited to get to know it |
| 0:58.8 | And it's so nice to meet you guys nice to meet you |
| 1:01.6 | So before we get into everyone's worst date stories. I just want to get an idea |
| 1:06.0 | I think the audience always needs like a sense of someone's dating philosophy who they are in a date |
| 1:11.6 | What they're like today, and so I guess I'll start with you, Sal |
| 1:14.9 | How do you feel about dating do you enjoy it? Are you a fun date? Would you say? Yeah, I'm a fun day for sure |
| 1:21.0 | I don't think I've ever turned in I don't well maybe once. I don't think I've really ever turned in a |
| 1:26.0 | A bad date report card on my end |
| 1:28.8 | You know, I think I've always upheld my end of the bargain and then some really I'm attentive |
| 1:34.4 | I look to make the joke when I see it. I usually cover the bill |
| 1:37.9 | Um, I like to you know, I like to get to know the person you know what I'm saying |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah, yeah, go on dates where it's not gonna be like where we can connect like so wouldn't get you know |
| 1:46.4 | I'm saying so I what so even if it's a shit date you're just gonna power through and turn it into a sort of |
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