Speech Class and Mouse War [REMIX]

Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

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Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Cy is starting to go insane, Chad rolls in with some Blue Sky energy and gets yelled at, and the Mouse War saga continues Also in this episode: Cy's rapid descent into madness Chad tricks Olivia with ice cream... Chad does an informative speech Tiger King Mouse War, the Remix --- Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and a host on ESPN's Sportscenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, this is Chad Daniels. Thanks a lot for listening dates zero still, but I do want to
0:05.4	tell you we got some stuff going on in this episode, you know, we're quarantining just like everybody
0:10.4	else. And of course, I'm mad about it and I have a sneaking suspicion. So I might be upset about it
0:15.8	too. And I'm not doing well. That felt very forced for you to say it that kindly. But I do want
0:25.8	to say this, if this is your first episode, I'm not going to ask you to go back to the first one.
0:29.6	I think you should, but I really think you should go back at least two episodes. So the end of
0:36.3	this one makes a little bit of sense. Thank you for listening. Enjoy the program.
0:42.0	Hey, everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere.
1:02.7	The middle of somewhere. I don't know why I said it like that. We're both slowly going insane.
1:10.5	I've been alone for a long time and using my superhero voice to do everything, including white
1:17.0	my ass after I go on a walk because my butthole itches. Bummer. Real bummer. I, yeah, I'm also slowly
1:27.1	going insane. I just, I think let me introduce you. You all don't know. And I would, I would like to
1:32.8	do that across from me is Siamson. Hello, I'm also going insane. I'm trapped in a house with a woman
1:42.8	who doesn't like me a ton and a dog who supports the woman and not me. That makes total sense. I get
1:49.5	where the dogs coming from. Take it down a notch. I don't need this. That's called piling. If somebody
1:55.7	iced my boner, I'd be on their side for life. It's a fair point. That is a fair point. You know,
2:02.4	it's making me crazy. Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. And it's this now. And now you know,
2:06.8	we didn't introduce Haybaeels because he's not here. Yep. He's off quarantining, doing
2:12.6	masturbating by his fridge for all we know. But here's what's right. And do his fridge. Yeah. Yeah.
2:18.5	Hey, listen, I used to cake, babe. I said, I was just our calling people, babe, when I come on a
2:24.6	quarantine, too. I love it. Just like slow your roll, babe.
2:29.8	The fucking Dennis also done Dennis and Rich Miller. Just hey, babe, get the brakes there, babe.
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