Hello my little Butterbeans, it's me Allison.

Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

So I must start this episode with an announcement.

I know that we have been doing this special weekend bonus episode weekly, but I've decided

for now at least that I want to get back to the true nature of it being a bonus episode.

So it's not going to be every week.

It'll probably be more like once a month or every other week or I'm not sure exactly, but

that's what's happening.

But I was thinking that I would just tweet out this announcement and then I thought, no,

you people deserve more.

You deserve it in episode form.

You deserve it straight from my mouth to your ears and gods in there somewhere and that's

what you're getting.

You're getting me breaking the news to you gently and fuck, I wish I had a drop that would

be perfect play right now and I don't.

I'm looking at all the drops I have.

Oh, oh, oh, hello.

Hey, hey, hey, I love you.

That's right.

This does not mean I don't love you.

It does not mean I don't love the fuck out of you.

It might mean I love the word fuck because I've been using it a fucking lot.

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