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🗓️ 10 July 2025
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Total Recall of blue sky on Mars; Watergate affair LBJ lube; no Force in improv scene; grocery store experience buying pineapple; ChatGPT flirts for me; 1010 wins on Empire State Building jump; and Brett cheats on doctor with Swede.
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0:00.0 | Humans, it's Brett, chiming in real quick before I start the show, because whether you're a subscriber or not, Matt Bester and I have some very exciting news for you. We have new merch. That is right. It has been way too long since we've been able to say that. This is the improv for humans no pineapple shirt. That's right. You longtime fans know the reference. |
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1:50.1 | Can't wait to see you all wearing them. |
1:52.2 | All right, onto the show. |
1:59.3 | Give me some analog. |
2:01.9 | Yeah, that's real. |
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