Special Request: The VelociPastor (2018)
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to Kiera for her constant request of this review.
The VelociPastor (2018) is a triumph of filmmaking for Writer/Director Brendan Steere. It's a whole 75 minutes and it's a whole movie. A movie about a man. A man who is a pastor but soon then after, also a velociraptor. Tim and Guy troubleshoot and discuss the movie, Pigmy humans, Mark Zuckerburg's juicy ass and whether you should kill pimps and murderers when you’re a dinosaur.
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| 0:00.0 | You're not going to follow me home. |
| 0:18.0 | You can follow me home. |
| 0:19.0 | You guys talk all the time about helping people. This might actually be the first time in your life you can. |
| 0:29.0 | By what, killing people? Yes! Yes! Show me I mean anything to you. |
| 0:34.0 | Show me you got better shit to do. |
| 0:39.0 | We interrupt this regularly scheduled podcast series to bring you a special one-off watching review of |
| 0:46.4 | Velocir Pastor is it what it's called the Velocir Pastor What year did this come out? |
| 0:53.0 | 2015. |
| 0:54.7 | 18. |
| 0:55.7 | I was way off. |
| 0:57.5 | This is all thanks to Kiara, who is a big supporter of ours and keeps trying to get us to watch this movie. |
| 1:06.0 | I believe Kirra is the same person who introduced us to Kung Fu Yoga, which was the Jackie Chan film that we both thoroughly enjoyed. |
| 1:15.0 | This is a breezy 75 minutes. |
| 1:19.0 | The clue is in the title, very much a film that you can immediately see |
| 1:23.8 | what do we love come with the title and work backwards we love portmanteaus yeah we love |
| 1:30.3 | high concept we love the notion of dinosaurs fusing with religious figures and this film delivered |
| 1:40.0 | on all three of those components. |
| 1:42.6 | That's right, this film actually, it's initially was a trailer created by the created Brendan Stier for a 2011 film school project and the trailer went viral and then years down the line on a |
| 1:57.8 | budget of 35,000 US dollars. |
| 2:00.7 | That is essentially nothing. |
| 2:02.0 | The 75 minute version of The Velocir Pasta was made and it's a movie that is to its credit they really made something here. |
| 2:11.0 | There are a few big laughs throughout it, but I found it. It was like there's |
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