4.8 • 686 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hold your ears, folks. |
0:06.8 | It's showtime. |
0:08.6 | People pay good money to see this movie. |
0:10.9 | When they go out to a theater, they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth. |
0:17.3 | Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring. |
0:20.2 | Cut it off. |
0:25.5 | Turn it off. |
0:27.6 | Turn it off. |
0:31.5 | Andrew! Oh, don't mind me. |
0:49.6 | I'm just getting ready for the premiere of a brand new motion picture event unlike anything you've ever seen. |
0:56.2 | Enter the Drag Dragon. |
0:59.2 | For you see I am Sam Kellerman, and I star as Crunch. |
1:04.2 | The adorable, gorgeous, and dangerous and dangerous hero of this brand new flick. |
1:11.1 | Excuse me? |
1:13.2 | Hold up, everyone. |
1:14.6 | Listen, I don't know what you've been told, but I am Jade London. |
1:18.8 | And I am the star of the soon-to-be worldwide sensation, enter the drag dragon. |
1:25.4 | I play crunch, the lead role, |
1:28.0 | and I am the one and only drag queen kung fu master. |
1:32.0 | Ha-ya! |
1:34.0 | Listen, pay no attention to those two bitches. |
1:38.2 | There's only one real star of this picture, and it's me. |
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