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slash Harry Potter Sacred Text. Hi Matt. Hi Vanessa, hi Patreon. Hi Patreon.

So Vanessa I had an idea for a bean, which was,

whose memory would you ask for?

So the thing about this question is,

you don't actually get to be in the scene,

you're kind of like outside the scene, so it's not like, I don't want to be in the scene, you're kind of like outside the scene, so it's not like I don't want to be in

Abraham Lincoln's memory, I want to be like in his war secretary's memory as he, that kind of thing,

right? Exactly, exactly. So what do you want to do? I want to be in Lee Harvey Oswald's memory to know whether or not I shot Kennedy.

Is that's a good answer?

One of my ideas of heaven is it's where you go and you get to ask all of your questions and be like,

who did this? because I hate that

we'll never know things. I know what isn't the premise here then like like you

should want to be like Lee Harvey Oswald's best friend.

But nobody else was in the room with him.

Whoever he told, yeah, I know, that's the thing.

Like you don't actually, you don't actually get to know the,

okay, fine.

No, I think it works in mine.

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