Special Oddcast! A Comedy Workshop
Brant & Sherri Oddcast
Brant Hansen
4.9 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2018
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Quotes:
"I picked up a few Swedish children from IKEA and assembled them with an Allen Wrench."
"I have, in fact, removed the log from my own eye."
"I didn't bring you here to judge me. I brought you here to organize this pyramid of skulls."
"You can't just slap eyeballs on a Reese Cup and say 'look I've created life.'"
"Why did the Twinkie Guy have a rope? What was he rounding up?"
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| 0:00.0 | The Branden Sherryodcast, sponsored by MediShare. |
| 0:07.7 | To find out more about the radio show or to order Brandt's new book, |
| 0:12.0 | Blastar the Misfits. |
| 0:13.5 | Go to brantanthanson.com. |
| 0:16.0 | Okay, what's going to happen here, you guys, is that we are going to do it. |
| 0:20.6 | What you are listening to you right now, we're rolling tape going to do. What you are listening to right now, |
| 0:21.9 | we're rolling tape. Okay. Well, you were listening to right now is a, is a workshop. Okay, |
| 0:28.2 | so you're listening to a comedy workshop. We're going to come up with jokes. Jokes, plural. |
| 0:33.6 | Mm-hmm. Okay. John is a, is a practicing comedian for living. That's what he does. Okay. John is a practicing comedian for living. |
| 0:40.1 | It's what he does. |
| 0:41.7 | And he probably is in constant native jokes, I figured. |
| 0:45.5 | This is my idea. |
| 0:46.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:47.3 | But I thought together we could come up with some hilarious stuff. |
| 0:51.5 | Oh, the idea is to provide John with material. |
| 0:56.2 | Well, one of us are doing it much. |
| 1:03.4 | That's true. Okay. I mean, if we want it. Lucky, lucky you, John. Yeah. I can't wait. |
| 1:10.3 | A practicing comedian. What is the word? What is it like a practicing doctor? Practicing. Yeah. Yeah. No, practicing is fine. That makes it like a practicing doctor practicing yeah yeah no practicing is fine that |
| 1:13.1 | makes it that makes it sound a whole lot more legit than i normally make it sound okay well good all right |
| 1:19.5 | so this is his actual thing that he does and so we're going to come up with stuff and what i have |
| 1:25.9 | done is i've just grabbed a couple magazines on the way |
| 1:28.8 | out the door. And so I just look at stuff and I think it prompts ideas. Okay. So we're going to make |
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