Welcome to the All-American Savage Show podcast with your host, John Burke, and as far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said.

Thanks so much for doing this.

This is, again, this is the All-American Savage Show podcast.

I apologize for the randomness here in the studio.

We just moved buildings with something that you're very connected to being that you're out in West Texas.

First of all, real quick, my guest is Starris Stogner.

Make sure I said that correctly.

You did.

You're a DA out of West Texas.

And you've made a little bit of a name for yourself. The first time I saw you, you were on an oil drill, the oil, forgive me for not

saying that correctly. Pump jack. Pump jack, there you go. You're on a pump jack. I'll let you

describe this for the audience. I was almost naked. I had on pasties underwear, cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and I was torquing.

Okay.

What was this in reference to, though?

Because clearly you had an impact.

I remember seeing this when it happened, but what was this in reference to?

What was this for?

So I was running for Railroad Commission of Texas,, which actually they regulate oil and gas.

They don't regulate railroads or trains.

And no one pays attention to the race and I didn't have any money.

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