You were on an oil drill. The oil, forgive me for not saying that correctly.

Pump jack.

Pump jack. There you go. You're on a pump jack. I'll let you describe this for the audience.

I was almost naked. I had on pasties underwear, cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and I was torquing.

Okay. What was this in reference to, though? Because clearly you had an impact. I remember seeing this when it happened. But what was this in reference to? What was this for?

So I was running for Railroad Commission of Texas, which actually, they regulate oil and gas. They don't regulate railroads or trains. And no one pays attention to the race and I didn't have any money.

So lead with the boobs.

Lead with the boobs.

Get them every time.

Yeah.

So, hey, you got to work with what you got.

Welcome to the All-American Savage Show podcast with your host, John Burke.

And as far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said.

I feel like so old right now.

Everything I'm doing now when I get up or get down, it's like a, oh.

I hit that part of my life yeah right I know things pop and crack

and yeah it's it's sad thanks so much for doing this this is again this is the All-American

Savage Show podcast I apologize for the randomness here in the studio we just move buildings

with the uh something that you're very connected to being that you're out in

west texas first of all real quick my my guest is stagner make sure i said that correctly you did

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