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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Special Guest Bert Kreischer (#143)

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jo, Chase, and Dre are all in-studio and welcome special guest and comedian Bert Kreischer to this week's episode of The Koy Pond. Bert tells the gang some pretty funny stories about online video's he's been watching, eating fast food, and getting some bad post-sex tips from an old co-worker. And thanks to our sponsor Pluto TV: Download it on all your favorite devices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Koi pond on podcast one

0:13.1

Don't think it just blessed a move. This joint is gonna get you in the mood. Yo

0:19.4

It's the Koi pond

0:21.7

Hey, man, I'm just happy to be back. Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm gonna have you back

0:27.1

I'm happy to be back. I missed you guy genuinely missed you guys. I here's the thing. Okay. I I know for a fact

0:33.8

You're not trying to be funny. I'm nine one hundred percent. I know you're not trying to be funny

0:38.0

Because I really missed you Dre. We were talking about you on the road on the road on the way here. Yeah, yeah, man

0:43.3

Yeah, good things good all vibes always positive vibes, right? We sometimes we don't understand why you don't come to some of the places

0:51.0

I know I have stuff to do man. I hear you

0:54.9

Yeah, I hear you bro

0:57.6

We were just talking about how great he smells when we walked in when I walked in

1:01.7

You know when sense bring you back to a time in your life

1:05.8

When I walked in I caught a whiff of Dre and it reminded me of my dad when he had to do like

1:12.6

Like a meeting early

1:14.6

You know, I mean

1:18.0

I'll be I gotta do this stupid meeting. I'll be back. Well, he had to do a meeting like a presentation

1:23.4

I know I can see the whole thing that the short sleeve. Yeah, short sleeve business show

1:28.3

You know me business casual. Yeah, I was business casual back then remind me to never buy this sense again

1:35.0

Well, yeah, it's whatever that sentence brought me to my dad my dad had a leather briefcase

1:41.1

It had a yellow legal pad and some highlighters

1:44.7

And it came back and nothing was on that legal pad

1:48.6

I don't know why my dad was even at that fucking beady to be honest

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