All right, MetaMates. Have you heard about this? No longer will you call team members, staff, or employees. So you might remember that Facebook, they change their name to Meta. Well, if you work for Facebook, you are now known as Metamates. That's right. Imagine a meaning, oh, dear, meta mates.

We are so glad that you bunch your skills and talents to meta.

Now, I'm not sure if you heard, but meta is going to acquire Musil.

That's right.

Mark Zuckerberg said the Meta Musil merger will help us move things along, and we are so looking forward to this merger with every fiber of our being.

All right. I know. I know. That was a bad one. Okay. It's not really true, but it was funny. I saw you laugh. I heard you laugh.

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All right, let's start this hour with five things that you need to know about consumer

tech that's happening right now. And we're going to start by talking about that viral puzzle game

Wordle. Okay. And maybe you're still upset that the New York Times purchased it. It's all over

the internet about that. And there will see all these other clones like Crosswordle or Absurdal.

Well, now there's another one. I know. It's

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