Special Episode: 4th Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Turn on the goosecam meter and pour one out for Snippy, because MC Hircine Shifter and Lisa Frank’s Muppet are here to read a collection of cryptid poems for our 4th Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam! Bigfoot is in his feelings, Sinkole Sam’s sheen is out of this world, and lonely Mothman isn’t the only one whose heart is soft tonight. So don’t forget to tip your Startenders and keep an eye out for Lemon’s not so Hello Fresh face… and that’s why we drink! Thank you to all who submitted for our throwback to the classic And That’s Why We Draws with your Poorly Drawn Cryptids submissions - we’ve featured a few of our favorites in this episode. This holiday season, give the gift of answers and wrap up the mystery of your dog’s DNA. Get the Dog DNA Test that’s got everyone barking, head to EmbarkVet.com and use code DRINK to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some mysteries can be solved by looking at the facts, but in some cases answers lie in the unknown.
0:08.0	I'm Ashley Flowers and each week on my podcast, so supernatural,
0:13.6	we explore some of the world's most bizarre occurrences
0:17.2	and unravel their possible explanations
0:19.8	no matter how strange.
0:21.6	Because sometimes, to get to the truth you have to look beyond
0:26.0	what we know to be reality and consider what else there could be even if it forces
0:31.5	you to reconsider everything you think you know.
0:35.0	Listen to So Supernatural Now, wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to the annual cryptids unscripted slam poetry
0:58.0	extra-Gansa. I'm tonight's host. You can call me the her scene shifter, but tonight it's all about you and your art.
1:09.0	Wow.
1:10.0	I've got with me my associate.
1:13.0	I'm trying to be...
1:14.0	The Lorax.
1:16.0	I was trying to look like a cryptid.
1:18.0	And I was like...
1:19.0	You do, you look like the Lorac.
1:20.0	I was like, I guess if Lisa Frank's Muppet actually came to life this is what it would look like so in a pinch this was all I had you I wanted to decorate my background but then I realize this is a flat wall with no shelves.
1:34.0	So I have some pieces with me to let you know what my vibe is from the side of the camera if you
1:38.7	will indulge me.
1:39.7	I would please.
1:40.7	This is the first, this is our first up to the mic, M Schultz.
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