Oh, fuck.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Well, we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

And I feel fine.

No, not really.

Well, hi, right.

Hello, Cam.

What the fuck, America?

Well, I think white men who haven't voted in a very long time since 1980 came out of the, wherever they were hiding for the last 20-some years or actually longer than that, 35, 36 years and voted their asses off.

So the white people put Trump in power.

So as a white person, I would like to say, I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm really sorry.

So folks, I suggested to Ray that we do a special episode today to commemorate this event. I think we all appreciate that this is probably one of the most significant political events in our lifetimes.

Even if it doesn't turn out to be as cataclysmic as many people think it will be, it certainly...

I think it will.

You give me enough time. Anyway, please go ahead. Even if it doesn't, I mean, it certainly... I think it will. You give him enough time.

Anyway, please go ahead.

Even if it doesn't, I mean, it is still a momentous circumstance.

I mean, this guy defeated the entire political establishment of both parties in the US with pretty much no money, no funding, making every possible mistake you would think it was a mistake, talking just off the cuff, shit, like completely breaking every rule there is.

And lying 71% of the time and still got in.

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