Special Edition: I Have Better Things To Do
EMS 20/20
Christopher M Pfingsten
4.6 • 775 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, man, you and I are both going to get right into it because we are on a bit of a time budget, both of us. |
| 0:03.9 | But we're going to get it done because we are dedicated to this show. |
| 0:08.3 | So, yeah, so here we go. |
| 0:11.8 | Roll the intro. This is a special edition of EMS 2020 in which we will take scenarios that are provided by the Master Your Medics 100-patient scenario books and its add-ons. |
| 0:35.0 | These scenarios are going to provide the cake while we add some frosting. |
| 0:37.8 | The protocols we use to navigate these scenarios may not be your protocols. |
| 0:41.8 | As such, this podcast does not replace information or direction from your medical director, |
| 0:45.6 | agency, or any certifying or licensing body, any state, or really anyone at all. |
| 0:49.7 | We're just two random guys you've found on the internet on EMS 2020. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to another Masterymatics special edition of EMS 2020. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, so like we kind of say in the awkward disclaimer as a part of these special |
| 1:05.2 | editions, Spencer is going to get a scenario today. |
| 1:08.2 | It's going to be a hard one, buddy. |
| 1:09.4 | It's got to suck. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, good. |
| 1:10.5 | Sorry, kind of. Not really. And you can go to our Instagram at EMS 2020 show and rate him. Zero being he totally screws it up. Like, this patient dies as a direct result of either his care, his terrible jokes, or his looks. Or I hate Dutch brothers in Arizona. I see you fuckers out there. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's another good reason to give him a zero. Also, you give him a |
| 1:32.7 | one. A one is where he does exactly what he's supposed to do. The classic example we give is he |
| 1:37.6 | recognizes chest pain as a stemmy, does 12 leads, transmits, boom, gets to the hospital, |
| 1:42.6 | hits, you know, all the appropriate interventions. |
| 1:45.7 | A two is a one performance plus a little extra. So let's say he, let's go back to that stemming call. |
| 1:51.5 | And he does the whole stemming thing and also decides to do serial 12leys because as we know from our very own wonderful Spencer Oliver, |
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