4.9 • 601 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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IT'S YULEMAS TIME BABIES! YOUR HOT UNCLES, EDAN AND SIMON ARE BACK AGAIN, DM-ING THEIR TINY SHORTS OFF FOR YOUR SEASONAL ENJOYMENT. SIT DOWN, HIT PLAY AND NOG IT UP!
With special guests Clare Cavanagh, Matthew Roden, Tom Walker and Tom Cardy.
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0:00.0 | God's true, Missed Dragon, Eden here. |
0:05.0 | This is the final episode of Dragon, |
0:07.0 | Friends, |
0:10.0 | Ha ha ha ha, ha. |
0:16.0 | Merry y'all, Miss Dragos, Eden here. |
0:19.0 | This is the final episode of Dragon Friends for 2018. |
0:23.1 | Best enjoyed with a steaming cup of milk or other hot dairy beverage. |
0:28.4 | Big thanks to all our fabulous guests this year, |
0:30.8 | and an extra special thank you to you, our listeners. |
0:33.4 | We love making this show for you, so from the bottom of our hearts, |
0:37.4 | thank you for listening. |
0:38.7 | We're taking a summer break, but we'll be back with season five for you ear jockeys at the end of February. |
0:45.1 | We return now to Philge and Froyo deep in the milk dimension. |
0:48.9 | Will they make it home for Yulmus? Let's find out. The blinding white light fades, and you find yourselves on the front steps of a red brick suburban house. |
1:13.6 | A sprinkler lazily sweeps back and forth across a yellowing lawn, perilously close to |
1:18.6 | what can only be described as a tangled cluster fuck of fairy lights that have been thrown into the branches |
1:23.6 | of a jacaranda tree. A few purple flowers clinging on to summer glory at its utmost |
1:27.9 | tip. They're alternately scorched and soddened brethren, forming a mulchy brown carpet below. |
1:34.3 | Suddenly, as you register the unmistakable odor of ham, the door is flung open, and you hear a voice |
1:40.9 | saying, don't stand out there like a pack of fucking drongos. Come in here and give your mum a hug. The white of the milk dimension has faded away, and you find yourself somewhere in suburbia. I just said that. Yeah, but I was clarifying. So, so. Because I'm an idiot. So this person is saying this to me, even though I'm a floating skull. Yeah. Great. I go and I give her, like, I nestle in, you know, I hug like this. I go, Mother! Oh, my bony little darling. Oh, you haven't been eating. Come on, get in here. we'll get you a feed and i turn to the rest |
2:19.3 | and then we go guys i think the best thing to do with all these is just go with it mommy oh come on here |
2:26.7 | and she knussels you in between knuckles yeah knussels you in between her heaving bosom her evening |
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