I'm already sensing that Katrina's going to have better mic discipline than Tim, which is good. It's just the first of many ways in which she would be a much better co-hosted for you. Well, this is kind of an audition. Because my day job is being a lawyer, I'm very good at following rules. You give me guidelines and I will stick to them very, very strictly. This is like an affidavit or something, isn't it?

Yeah, that's right.

There's a lot of rules about affidavits, Tim.

It's time for a quiz, but I'm not quizzing Tim, and Tim's not quizzing me.

The listeners are quizzing Tim and I.

We've got some kind of unmade podcast quiz.

Tim and I know absolutely nothing about that, but the person who does know a lot about it is our

third presenter today, our special guest. It's Colonel Katrina in the flesh in the room with

Tim. Colonel Katrina, what have you got in store for us? Hello, Brady. Oh, it's such a pleasure to be here. And I have a bounty of questions,

and most of them have been submitted by stakeholders and civilians. And can I just start by giving

a shout out to everyone who sent through emails to the Colonel Katrina Gmail account.

I was very impressed by the calibre of questions and they made my job very easy because most

were fact-checked and there were sources for me to be able to go and verify the questions.

Wow. Citations.

Indeed.

That's excellent.

And can I just praise you, Colonel Katrina, for how quickly you change the password on that

Gmail account I created so that I couldn't hack into it and see the questions.

Yes.

I've had no access to this account and nor has Tim.

Can I just say also there's been a quite, I think a blanket of security around this entire

operation. After church on Sunday, I used, you know, some of my pastoral authority to sidle up

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