Live from the Fishman District in Fishman Island, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “The Hody Jones Christmas Special!” So sit by your olde-radio-den-den-mushi and enjoy some music from your favorite hosts.Enjoy with the lyrics below, or don’t, I don’t care:Your Favorite Villain HostsChopper, The Blue Nosed Reindeer (00:01:40)Written by The DudeSung by The DudeArranged by The DudeYou know Luffy and Zoro and Usopp and NamiRobin and Franky and Brook and SanjiBut the star of this tuneLooks like a talking raccoonChopper the blue-nosed reindeerAlso could walk uprightAnd if he ever saw youHe would hide in plain sightShunned by the other reindeerHe tried to run away from homeHumans didn’t like him eitherCause he looked like a Chewbacca cloneThen one snowy winter’s dayA guy showed up in the nude“Come with me and do your partTogether we’ll heal this country’s heart”Then a bunch of sad stuff happenedSo we’ll just skip over thatChopper’s now a world class doctorOn the pirate crew of the Straw HatsAn Ode to Strawberry (00:04:33)Written by The DudeSung by Steve YurkoArranged by The Dude, Zach Logan, and Steve YurkoI saw Strawberry in One PieceUnderneath the third panel from the rightHis design is pretty neatMy heart near skipped a beatWhen I saw that huge hat on his headIt made my life completeOh if I only could be a MarineAnd serve under this Vice-Admiral’s seatI would jump and shout “hurrah”While we both uphold the lawIf I were part of Strawberry’s fleetI saw Strawberry in a flashbackSo glad he’s back in the story againOn the record this is not (have it stricken!)But I think he’s kind of hot (no homo!)I should put my feelings on restrainI saw Strawberry in the SBSOh my god that’s his entire head!?What I’d do with it, you knowMake it into a love pillowAnd sleep next to it in my bedI will cuddle it with prideOne day it will be my brideIt’s Strawberry in my bedJ-Sack’s Tweets: 2011 (00:07:20)Based on Tweets by JasonSung by The DudeArranged by The DudeHow Eneru Stole Christmas (00:11:09)Written by The DudePerformed by J. Michael TatumArranged by Zach LoganThe 12 Days of Podcasting (00:12:47)Written by The DudeSung by The DudeArranged by The DudeThree Marines (00:14:16)Written by The DudeSung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve YurkoArranged by The Dude and Zach Logan[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQWhat’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.Devil Fruit powers, Count the hoursTil we all run you throughO Justice is what we live to serveAnd we don’t grade on a curveBreak the law, we’ll break your jawAnd you will get what you deserveLazy Ass Justice[Ao Kiji]You just woke me up from my sleepHaving Ice Powers doesn’t come cheapJustice declaring, Once was flaringNow I’d just rather count sheepAo Kiji is my nameLazy-ass Justice is my gameUntil I…My, my, my, my, my, my… How boringI’ma take a nap…[Kizaru] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices