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Without Donald Trump, the Olympics would have been a total failure.

It's a winter Olympics.

Oh, yeah, what's popping?

We are rocking the deals in the D.com studios.

And just about a week ago, today, I was absolutely ripping the Detroit Tigers.

I had it.

I'm ready to turn in my season tickets. They heard you. I was completely full of shit, of course. Even if nothing had happened between now and then, I would still be a Tigers fan. But they not only signed the left-hander from Houston. Framber Veldes. For 35 million years. They signed Justin Verlander! Oh, my God! They signed him today. I can't believe it.

Wow. Everybody loves that, right? Nobody could shit. Barbara, she checked in?

Barbara will even be happy, I would say, although she might say,

please watch stop.

Really, isn't he? He pitched very well last season in August and September in particular.

I got better as a season war on. He was throwing 97, 98. I think the Tigers are going to be, I think it's going to be a nice asset to this team, not to mention just having JV back. And Kate Upton. Yeah. Yeah, all right. It'll be nice to have Kate Upton popping around for sure. She'll be grabbing some cameras. She's kind of disappeared. Brandon and I were looking for any social media footprint. She hasn't posted anything anywhere, it seems. That's funny. I was thinking that months ago, like, what happened to Kate Upton? Did she just become a mom? I mean, that's okay. She became a mom, but also just sort of stayed. Those kids eat well.

Well, no, they have a lot of money.

What are you guys thinking?

Creeps.

She stayed off the radar, so that's kind of cool.

I've always liked the Kate Upton model, which Mark does not appreciate the way I do. Kate Upton is not fat to me. She's just Zoftig. I never said she was... She's not... Even Zoftig. She's got nice curves. She doesn't have hips, though, I'm telling you. Oh, that's right. That was your complaint. I didn't... I never thought of her not having hips. I never... Maybe I never got down that far. I don't know. It didn't seem to matter to me. When they shower together, didn't they both have like one ass put together? Trudy, that's so funny. Their asses looked very much alike. They really did. It was really weird. God, I hate thinking about that.

Why did that have to come up?

I know, Trudy.

That was weird, looking at my favorite picture, nude.

Oh, like you haven't seen Fergie Jenkins nude and hung.

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