Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

Last week was an infernal nightmare.

It was an anal gland come to life, bringing almost unholy death.

Many of us were sick.

The flu has befallen the building.

Jimmy Fela is here to give me much-needed sympathy.

Thank you, Jimmy.

Is that really what you guys are calling monkey-pox now?

The flu?

Shame on you.

I wish it was monkey-pox.

I think that would have been, at least getting it would have been more fun.

The flu, you feel like creeping.

Yeah, just, I know.

And then your neck starts to like fill up before everything comes out of your head and you turn into the exorcist.

It ain't pretty.

But I know a guy who ate so much this weekend, He'd kill for the flu. Some type of 48-hour virus. Did you make food or did you acquire food somewhere else? Two things went on this week. I had a Christmas party for my radio team that involved us eating, and I mean this, from smoking owls, you can verify this. Three people ate $400 worth of barbecue. Oh, that's great. It was phenomenal. Sunday, we had a family party. Great. We made chicken meatballs and pasta and Utica greens. Sunday was a cook. Oh, you said you were going to do Utica greens. Yeah, dueling cries for help, though. Some storeboard, others man manmade. Here we are. Jimmy's trying not to sweat on camera. Can't promise you it's not going to happen. You have the Monday meat sweats. Do I ever? I'm such a slob. But you know where I am in life right now? This is the last thing I will do in media till I host New Year's Eve. So I have an Amish Rum Springer that you happen to be in the middle of.

I'm off the farm. I can try out an iPad. I can do all the things you're not supposed to do as an Amish kid during the year. What are you getting Lincoln? What am I, wait what? What are you getting Lincoln for Christmas? Lincoln just got himself a 2026 Ford Bronco. That's amazing. So for his birthday. so I think for Christmas he might get an air freshener and a tank of gas.

Um, 26 Ford Bronco. That's amazing. So for his birthday, so I think for Christmas he might get an air freshener and a tank of gas. Are you going to give him a gas card? I think he has to get a gas card. What he's ultimately going to get, and I don't know if the answer to this is gas card, is I was just going to put him on the Amex I put everything on because that's how I do my taxes. It's just all charged on the same thing under one roof. I don't know that I want to incorporate this other thing. That being said, I also don't know that I want him armed. If I had an Amex when I was a senior, you know what I mean? I might get some stuff done. Yeah. So I don't know the answer to that. I'm glad you raised the question. Yeah, and then, you know, it's like when you're that age, it's all about asking forgiveness, never

permission.

Amen.

So it's like, dad, I'm so sorry.

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