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Something Rhymes with Purple

Spatchcock

Something Rhymes with Purple

Sony Music

Comedy, Arts, Education

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Recorded live at the Fortune Theatre on Sunday 20th November 2022. Tis’ that peculiar time between Christmas and New Year when we might find ourselves overindulging and spending a lot of time in the kitchen. Therefore, Susie and Gyles are here to make you feel that little bit more informed about the methods of cooking that have come to create that mince pie you might be eating whilst you get your Purple fix this week. We’ll discover what stews, steamed baths and typhoid have in common, why getting the wrong end of the stick is mucky business and why receiving a roasting when you fail to complete your roster of duties is more appropriate than you think. Susie and Gyles challenge the audience to teach them how to poach an egg and they discover - thanks to audience member and Purple Person, Professor Hansen - why the loser gets a wooden spoon. We love hearing from you, find us @SomethingRhymes on Twitter and Facebook, @SomethingRhymesWith on Instagram or you can email us here: [email protected] If you’ve ever thought ‘There must be a word for that?’, then now is your chance to ask Susie and Gyles! To celebrate the 200th Episode of Something Rhymes with Purple, Susie and Gyles are challenging the Purple People to submit the linguistic gaps they want filling. Please email [email protected] with the subject line, ‘Is there a word for?’ Please submit entries by the 31st December. We currently have 20% off at the SRwP official merchandise store, just head to: https://kontraband.shop/collections/something-rhymes-with-purple Want even more purple, people? Join the Purple Plus Club by clicking the banner in Apple podcasts or head to purpleplusclub.com to listen on other platforms' Don’t forget that you can join us in person at our upcoming tour, tap the link to find tickets: www.somethingrhymeswithpurple.com Enjoy Susie’s Trio for the week: Ferntickle: a freckle (15th century: A freckle on the skin, resembling the seed of fern’) Bodkin: a small dagger. Mentioned in Chaucer’s, ‘The Reeve’s Tale’ Kickshaw: an elaborate but disappointing meal, from the French ‘quelque chose’. Gyles reads ‘Don't Worry if Your Job Is Small’ by Anonymous Don't worry if your job is small, And your rewards are few. Remember that the mighty oak, Was once a nut like you. A Somethin’ Else & Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I've entered the Rick and Morty multiverse so many times at all for

0:04.4

that I don't know whether I'm Rick, Morty.

0:07.3

Oh myself.

0:08.5

Am I Rick?

0:09.6

Am I Morty?

0:10.7

Am I me?

0:12.0

Am I Rick?

0:12.9

Am I Morty?

0:14.0

Am I me?

0:15.2

I don't know.

0:16.4

Watch now on all four.

0:18.0

The UK's biggest free streaming service.

0:20.4

Watch and rewatch.

0:21.5

Watch and rewatch.

0:22.2

Watch and rewatch.

0:22.8

Go for me.

0:23.6

Compare Channel4.com slash verify.

0:26.1

Something that's...

0:32.1

Welcome to Something Rimes With Purple!

0:44.1

As if you couldn't tell, this is one of our live shows.

0:48.0

And we're thrilled to be back at the Fortune Theatre in London,

0:51.2

in Covent Garden, one of the most beautiful intimate theatres in the land.

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