Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, "The Quick and the Sand"
The Thrilling Adventure Hour
WorkJuice Corp
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars, "The Quick and the Sand"
Written by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker
Starring Marc Evan Jackson as Sparks Nevada; Mark Gagliardi as Croach the Tracker; Busy Philipps as The Red Plains Rider; Annie Savage as The Marshal Station AI; Joshua Malina and John Hodgman as the President Face Gang; and Hal Lublin as the Folksy Narrator.
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Produced by Ben Acker & Ben Blacker
Music by Jonathan Dinerstein
Sound effects by Cayenne Chris Conroy
Podcast produced and engineered by Jordan Katz
Sparks theme by Eban Schletter
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| 0:00.0 | Kids, shine your astro, spurs, and down your robot fists, because it's time for |
| 0:08.8 | our first thrill and feature, Sports Nevada, Marshall on Mars! |
| 0:19.0 | Justice rides a rocket steed across the crimson plains of the fourth planet, |
| 0:23.6 | where one man brings fear to robots and aliens, and hope to humans who make this frontier planet their home. |
| 0:29.6 | He is Sports Nevada Marshall Amour! I'm from Earth. |
| 0:46.4 | With the help of his faithful Martian companion, |
| 0:49.3 | Croach the deputy. |
| 0:57.0 | I am from Galut Proctaw. Which you designates my... |
| 1:00.0 | And the human raised by Martians who brings vigilante justice to the Red Plains she rides, the Red Plains Rider. |
| 1:08.0 | I'm from both, not to mention I'm bunked up with crotch. |
| 1:14.6 | We designate it married. |
| 1:16.6 | Sparks Nevada writes the outlaw wrongs on Mars. |
| 1:20.6 | When there's varmints need a catchin, and youngins need a saving on my rocket steed, I race across the the stars For I've sworn by the burrs of my astro spurs |
| 1:31.3 | To write the outlaw wrongs on Mars |
| 1:34.3 | Yes he writes the outlaw wrongs on Mars |
| 1:38.3 | Oh the hypercattle summon and the margin savage drummin are as beautiful as comet bugs and jars |
| 1:45.0 | Hoh I'm from Earth |
| 1:48.0 | But I write the outlaw wrongs on Mars |
| 1:52.0 | Yes he writes the outlaw wrongs on Mars |
| 1:56.0 | On the plains the red planet I uphold the law |
| 1:59.0 | And I do it with a pair of robot fists. |
| 2:02.6 | How? |
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