They should name a gender after you.

I mean, looking at you doesn't do it.

The staring is the only way that makes it essential and trying not to blink so you don't

miss anything.

I mean, look, forgive me.

It's just that you are a drop dead, crazy, gorgeous, so much that I'm actually considering

looking at you again before we podcast here.

I got him stressed out.

I just had an acid flashback thinking about that.

There are a lot of lines I could have done, but I wanted to save them for in-depth discussion

because they're like seven specific lines of dialogue in this movie that could comprise

the entire episode.

If we just analyze that.

We're convening a congressional subcommittee about this movie and we're going to go in

depth on every line.

I know we're recording these episodes far in advance, so I've been holding a hot end.

I have some hot information that isn't public yet.

At the time of this recording, by the time the episode comes out, it will be public knowledge.

Once the Trump-Russia collusion investigation is wrapped up, Robert Mueller has been assigned

to the special committee to investigate Spanglish.

Spanglish is high time that we send everyone responsible for this movie right to jail.

Spanglish has been legal for far too long.

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