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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy
4.7 • 12.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Come here, you're a little f***. |
| 0:02.0 | Come on, you want some of this? |
| 0:03.6 | Who does that to Jack, Richard? |
| 0:05.1 | Who goes up to him and goes, think you're top? |
| 0:07.1 | That goes to right elbow. |
| 0:09.1 | The kidney is ruption. |
| 0:10.9 | His knees are shot. |
| 0:13.0 | The femur is snapped. |
| 0:14.8 | They're saying bus boys is a lot like Casablanca just as far as like longevity and how |
| 0:20.3 | important it is. |
| 0:21.7 | Between you and Theo, which one's Bogart, Humphrey Bogart, which one's, which one's Inger |
| 0:27.4 | Bird. |
| 0:28.1 | Did you see a porn called The Longest Weiner? |
| 0:31.3 | Weiner made it in the chat. |
| 0:33.0 | Boom. |
| 0:34.9 | So this is episode 941 and you are have taken a page from me. |
| 0:41.1 | I've swapped out, but you have a short sleeve black t-shirt on. |
| 0:45.3 | My last check, I've worn a short-sleeved black t-shirt, 78% of the time. |
| 0:51.1 | 1,200 episodes. |
| 0:52.3 | Look at, I got a cool hat too, but I didn't wear it because it was black. |
| 0:54.6 | And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to rough it with my hair. And these people don't deserve another hat. I'm just going to rough it. But the black t-shirt is very rare for me. What happened? Well, I do like them, but I always feel like you've cornered that market. so I said I gotta fluff it up with green, blue, indigo, violet. |
| 1:14.3 | Roy, violet. Royga-Biv. What's Royga-Biv? Royga-Biv. That is light blue and orange mixed together to make a hazy. Don't ever ask you. What? It's the colors of the rainbow. Usually you have, well, usually you have a rogavev. You have kind of a little golf shirt, and I'm just saying it's cute. I'm not saying it's feminine, that's ridiculous. But it has a little collar, and it has a little puffed out sleeves. Little puff. Yeah, I mean, it's adorable. This is a man. |
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