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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Spade & Kelly Osbourne Split?! + Jack Reacher Fights & SNL UK

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.712.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to episode #???… who cares! The guys kick things off by debating just how tough they really are—and whether they could survive a fight with THE Jack Reacher. From there, they dive into the origins of Evel Knievel, the sad story of the OnlyFans CEO dying, and the big question: did Spade break up with Kelly Osbourne? Plus, Dana and David react to SNL UK and The Bachelorette controversy, break down a list of cities with the most STDs, and kick off the Busboys press tour. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come here, you're a little f***.

0:02.0

Come on, you want some of this?

0:03.6

Who does that to Jack, Richard?

0:05.1

Who goes up to him and goes, think you're top?

0:07.1

That goes to right elbow.

0:09.1

The kidney is ruption.

0:10.9

His knees are shot.

0:13.0

The femur is snapped.

0:14.8

They're saying bus boys is a lot like Casablanca just as far as like longevity and how

0:20.3

important it is.

0:21.7

Between you and Theo, which one's Bogart, Humphrey Bogart, which one's, which one's Inger

0:27.4

Bird.

0:28.1

Did you see a porn called The Longest Weiner?

0:31.3

Weiner made it in the chat.

0:33.0

Boom.

0:34.9

So this is episode 941 and you are have taken a page from me.

0:41.1

I've swapped out, but you have a short sleeve black t-shirt on.

0:45.3

My last check, I've worn a short-sleeved black t-shirt, 78% of the time.

0:51.1

1,200 episodes.

0:52.3

Look at, I got a cool hat too, but I didn't wear it because it was black.

0:54.6

And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to rough it with my hair. And these people don't deserve another hat. I'm just going to rough it. But the black t-shirt is very rare for me. What happened? Well, I do like them, but I always feel like you've cornered that market. so I said I gotta fluff it up with green, blue, indigo, violet.

1:14.3

Roy, violet. Royga-Biv. What's Royga-Biv? Royga-Biv. That is light blue and orange mixed together to make a hazy. Don't ever ask you. What? It's the colors of the rainbow. Usually you have, well, usually you have a rogavev. You have kind of a little golf shirt, and I'm just saying it's cute. I'm not saying it's feminine, that's ridiculous. But it has a little collar, and it has a little puffed out sleeves. Little puff. Yeah, I mean, it's adorable. This is a man.

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