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Alright, so I have been so fucking awfully late. Like, I went out the other night and

I needed to grab Red Bull from my house. Put it in a bag, put it on the counter, left

without the Red Bull. Then I get there and on the way, I missed the exit getting there

like three times. It was just everything about it. Then Sammy was like, don't forget to

put my keys in my car. Left home with the keys in my purse and had to drive them all

the way back. I've been so off. So the other night, I'm coming home from my parents' house

and the kids are in the car. It's bedtime. It's literally almost past their bedtime

for school. I get to the door and I'm like, where the fuck are my keys? I couldn't remember

where my keys were. So I'm like, oh my god, what do I do? I'm ripping my car apart.

Bubble-blah. All of a sudden, I realize I'm like, I'm going to have to break into my

own house. Remembered, holy shit. Remember when I closed that upstairs window, but I didn't

lock it. That window up there is still fucking unlocked. So I had to literally focus,

the fucking screen. So I used my nail, my acrylic nail and dragged the nail down the screen

of the window to pull the window pane off. You broken to your house.

Then lift the window and airlift my fucking daughter into the window so she can come downstairs

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