Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.

You guys, it is Monday.

And yes, I am technically on Matt leave,

but we're not going to leave you guys without delicious programming.

So, yes, we are working in a time where I am still in L.A.,

and my guest does not know my baby's name yet,

and she is still seething and angry,

and she's going to try to get out of me.

You guys, yes, you guessed it today. I have the one and only turdy Lou Freebush on the podcast. Claudia Hey Girl, Hey. I think it's only right given the time space continuum that you show the baby's name with me because let me explain. You were going to fucking do this to me? I mean, I don't know. Do you want this to be a good episode? Like, I don't know how I can really talk, you know, part deliciously without knowing. Like, you want this to be good, don't you? Okay. So the thing about me is I'm the husband. Okay. That's the thing about me. I'm so not. I am though. Okay. No, I'm a, I'm a terrible husband because I'm like a wimpy husband.

If anyone is married to a man who is weak, can't lift things.

That's the kind of husband I am.

I'm a short, weak husband.

Sounds like an amazing husband.

Oh, I'm also scared of bugs and I can't fix anything.

I'm a horrible, horrible husband.

But when I say a husband, I mean that I am

placating to my very pregnant wife. What Prego says goes and Prego is the boss. So I, this is not me. If I may,

if I may speak to the Prego herself, because I know she's on the Zoom listening. She's listening.

I do think that I have really been there for you.

I think nobody understands it better than me.

And I implore you to just give Taylor the Green Light to tell me.

Kindly fuck off.

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