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🗓️ 24 February 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I went to the theater when I had a cold. |
0:03.3 | And in my defense, the show's about to close. |
0:06.2 | And I paid a lot of money for these tickets. |
0:08.5 | Okay. |
0:09.2 | And I had a coughing fit during a Mary Louise Parker monologue. |
0:16.6 | She is like 10 minutes into the play on stage. |
0:20.6 | Alone? Alone. It is play on stage. Alone. |
0:21.2 | Alone. |
0:22.2 | It is a black stage. |
0:23.7 | It is spotlight on Mary Louise Parker. |
0:25.9 | I decided to splurge on orchestra seats. |
0:29.4 | So I'm sitting in the seventh row. |
0:31.8 | And she's like, my dead father. |
0:34.5 | And I was like, |
0:35.1 | it's also one of those shows where they're like, you can't leave |
0:39.4 | the theater or you will not be able to come back in. |
0:42.2 | And I was like, fuck, what do I do? |
0:44.0 | Kill yourself. |
0:45.0 | Kill myself is what I should have done. |
0:46.9 | That's the answer. |
0:47.5 | Because at Curtin Call, I'm not kidding, Mary Louise Parker glared at me. |
0:56.4 | So not only did you have a coughing fit, |
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