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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Roman Kemp & Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.9 • 1000 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This week Roman and Martin come head to head on a very contentious subject..Space! Martin, first hand witnessed man walking on the moon when he was younger, however, Roman is adamant it never happened. From conspiracies to spacemen - Martin and Roman may never settle this debate.

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0:00.0	Here we go again.
0:02.0	Gotta you what, something weird just really happened.
0:06.0	Well, I was in the toilet outside and then I just heard some fella cough, right?
0:13.7	And it's like a single cubicle.
0:14.8	It's like a single toilet, cough.
0:18.3	And there's like a little window
0:20.0	and you just see some blokes standing outside.
0:21.5	What?
0:22.4	So weird. What? That he'sokes standing outside. What? So weird. That is just standing there.
0:24.6	What? I don't know if it's maintenance or something because we were recording this
0:28.1	in like a building. I do several like podcasts and stuff but like... But what's weird is
0:32.0	there's no windows in this place no
0:35.3	no windows no not in here but it was like a little like door like like slightly window but it
0:38.5	made me think you know when you go to like if you're in like some pubs sometimes yeah
0:42.1	and they have that window by the
0:43.8	toilet yeah yeah yeah what a weird place who designed them yeah I realize the other thing as well about you you don't go to the your
1:04.6	your own never go to you the right why do you not go to every time we go to the
1:08.1	football I well in life I've been with you I go to the urinal go to the toilet because I am not
1:17.8	going to stand in the urinal next to some bloke who then has the story you know know what Martin Kemp's Dick looked like?
1:24.4	Is that real? Yes, of course it's real.
1:27.4	Is that really why?
1:28.4	Has it happened to you or something?
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