Space Tourists and Coachella Hell | Good For You Ep. 285

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, y'all. Whitney Cummings here. You know me. You know, I just can't stop trying to make drunk strangers laugh. It's my kink. I'm going to be in Phoenix, Arizona on April 19th, May 2nd. I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky. May 18th. I'll be in Indianapolis, Indiana, trying to get your approval and love. What, Pat?
0:20.5	Isn't that say May 3rd? What did I say?
0:22.9	18th. I said, people will be like, what are you doing in town? Is this why my managers keep asking
0:29.7	for shoutouts? I keep promoting the wrong dates. Anyway, May 3rd, I will be in Indianapolis,
0:35.9	Indiana, May 19th. I'll be in Chattanooga.
0:38.4	Nine.
0:39.7	Okay.
0:40.3	Okay.
0:40.8	Why does it say Chattanooga, TH?
0:44.8	I don't know.
0:45.8	Oh, yeah?
0:46.2	I copied it.
0:46.8	I hope the poster doesn't say that.
0:49.4	Mikey.
0:50.9	No, it says TN.
0:52.1	But I did a visual grab of the...
0:54.8	What did I just say instead of May 9th? Do not cut any of this. I want people to know.
0:58.4	You said, uh, May 19th, I think.
1:00.9	Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. We might need to make the font a little bit bigger or make my
1:05.3	Prozac prescription a little stronger. May 19th. I'll be in Chattanooga. May 9th. We'll do it again. Okay, okay, okay.
1:11.6	Let me tell you what just happened.
1:12.6	I'm going to tell you what just happened.
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