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🗓️ 17 February 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. I don't know if cold opens are appropriate for podcasts, but just before we all hit record, |
0:05.1 | Yorm said he had a great story about medieval times. I was there. I don't know if it's a great story. |
0:09.9 | I think it was a good time. It was Andy's birthday. We all went. I think it I can't remember what else we had. We really cheered our hearts out |
0:22.5 | for Azul. That was my favorite night. I loved Azul. You remember the name of one of the nights? That's |
0:27.1 | impressive. Yeah, it's amazing what I do and don't remember, guys. You didn't remember if it was a birthday |
0:31.4 | or how many people, but he knew Azul. I just remember screaming Azul at the top of my lungs and pounding on the cutlery. |
0:39.0 | You could get like pots. |
0:40.1 | Things came in pots and pounding on things. |
0:42.2 | And everyone kept saying, stop. |
0:43.6 | There was a lot of mead. |
0:44.8 | Where do you feel like this is as far as a good story, Andy? |
0:48.0 | Well, I got pretty drunk. |
0:49.4 | And then I stole a princess hat from the gift shop. |
0:52.2 | And then I jumped on someone's car in the parking lot, as I recall, remember. |
0:56.6 | Now I feel like you're just making stuff up. |
0:58.3 | No, that all happened. |
0:59.1 | I can vouch for this. |
1:00.0 | Oh, this is real? |
1:01.0 | Yeah, that all happened. |
1:01.7 | Also, they give you a picture of your group, and then they come over at the end to make sure that you want to pay for it. |
1:06.9 | And I was like, I don't have it anymore. He stole. Sir, you clearly have the picture. We were like 22 |
1:12.5 | and broke, and we went out there |
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