You hit him high, head them high, head them high, head them high, I'll head him low, head

low, head a low, head a low. You head him high, head him high, head him high, head him low, head him low, head of low.

You hit him high, head him high, head him high.

Monster steal the juice from the athletes.

Oh, my goodness. Steal the juice, steal the juice.

I, it is I, your mutated space alien basketball bruiser, Holda McNeely, and Jake, what fucking dumbass wizard are you going to be this week because we're talking about space jam? Uh, hi. Hey, hey Michael, it's me, wait night in the 90s. I'm just a pathetic slug. I'm just a fat, weird slug, horrible man. The joke is I'm fat and nobody likes nobody likes me. I like Wayne Night. I'm Wade Night. I'm Wade Night. I love Wayne Night. I'm becoming a horrifying CGI balloon, Michael. Michael, look, I'm becoming a CGI balloon. That is one of the weirdest parts of the movie. Okay, okay, so. Everybody get up, it's time to slam now

We got a real thing going down

Welcome to the space jam

I'm blamed the-chance do the space jam

I blame the audience for this one

It is your weird, bad nostalgia issues

That forced me to

Go spend multiple hours

researching the movie space jam

I want that time of my life back.

Hey, what you're going to do?

It's a good soundtrack, okay?

Look, I don't even know what to say about this movie what do I say about

this movie other than I also fucking loved it when it came out how old was I even I was

15 I guess 14 perfect time for yeah yeah and we'll get into Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan

geez I mean it was the era of the two Michaels it's not bad child molester we're talking about we're talking about R Kelly this episode Yeah, yeah. And we'll get into Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan. Geez, Michael Jackson.

I mean, it was the era of the two Michaels.

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