Space Gonorrhea
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- Greenland, astronaut medical issue, Minneapolis & Tony Robins chat bot
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- Jack's space heater, Iran & Candace Owens
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:13.2 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:16.6 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:19.1 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:21.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:23.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm looking up at the bank of televisions, and I got two screens with people in the streets and smoke and chaos. |
| 0:41.6 | And I didn't know what they were. |
| 0:43.1 | And then you read underneath, one of them's Minneapolis, one of them was Tehran. |
| 0:46.3 | I couldn't really tell them apart. |
| 0:48.6 | Live from Studio C. |
| 0:50.9 | C. Senior. |
| 0:52.1 | A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gitty Communications compound. |
| 0:56.9 | And hey everybody, little Friday. Today we're under the tutelage of our general manager. |
| 1:02.2 | Lars Loki Rasmussen. |
| 1:05.4 | Is that a person or a place or a thing? |
| 1:08.2 | Well, you'll have to guess. And if you guess correctly, you could win a new car. |
| 1:12.5 | He's the Danish foreign minister. He's been making rounds in Washington, talking to J.D. Vance and |
| 1:17.4 | Little Marco, trying to not get invaded by our obsessed president. |
| 1:25.1 | Trying to prepare to go to war with the United States of America as a tiny country. |
| 1:29.5 | To defend Greenland. |
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