It's a privilege to be here with you today to address

your questions regarding unidentified aerial phenomenon

or UAP.

This was recorded while the U.S. Navy ship

observed a number of small unmanned aerial systems

in the area.

And importantly, the video was taken through night vision

goggles with a single lens reflex camera.

These eyes, they are onto us.

We need to distract our airplanes.

Do not worry, Comrade.

We have an operative embedded in the mainstream media.

Hello, you have reached the desk of Wolf Blitzer.

Please leave your encrypted news tip at the tone.

Agent Mark Ork emergency.

The invasion plans are at risk.

Your orders are to create a mass diversion ASAP.

That is all.

Secretary Clinton had approved a plan to

tide President Trump to Russia.

Yes.

Was that intelligence important enough for director Brennan

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