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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

BREAKING NEWS! Double Threat reveals the complete playlist of show tunes that the White House official known as "The Music Man" used to subdue former President Trump's fits of rage! MYSTERIOUS PACKAGES IN THE MAIL! Brett opens a package addressed to his newborn live on air! What's inside??? CLIPS GALORE! Tom and Julie review the cast of an HBO children's program, weigh in on Kelsey Grammer's new beer label, and celebrate the girl who hugged Michael Myers at her birthday party. Plus the vegan version of Hey Jude, Paddington Chayefsky, Karens, The Fisher King, Chuck Truck, Abishola Divorces Bob, Soylent White, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Pleatherface, Criterion Channel presents Home Invasions, ketamine and The White Lotus, Rick Ross audiobook, Scott Walker auctioneer, the rules of getting a milkshake dumped on your head, and the plot of Boss Baby. MUSIC MAN PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/36FYl0JJPs7DWu4zhXw29f?si=7a7ce358d9e14f93 CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *HBO Chicken Little https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02UQsOq-JLQ&t=470s *Kelsey Grammer Beer Tour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg7gEB45VcA *Michael Myers Birthday Party https://mobile.twitter.com/vxmpyra/status/1441970794624544772 LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	forever
0:03.6	So this is what you need to do Brett and I already asked you to contact Sir Paul and I assume you have not oh
0:08.8	No, I've had multiple emails out to Sir Paul as as yet unresponded to did you tell him I'm vegan?
0:15.0	Oh, she's vegan hey
0:18.4	She's vegan I'll do the show
0:20.6	Be nice to talk to a fellow vegan
0:24.0	Hey
0:26.0	I heard you're a vegan. Oh my god
0:29.4	If Paul means when there's meat you'll do no eating I
0:36.2	Would die if Sir Paul wrote a song about me remember
0:40.5	That chicken isn't for you
0:44.5	But you can chew on a pile of say-tan
0:59.4	A
1:24.4	You know patty chasky was short for her
1:27.0	Um
1:29.0	What patting patting tin chasky, but he's related to patting thin no, it just says the same name. Oh, okay
1:35.2	Well, I wouldn't make any love names there and he loved Marmalade the the whole of the first draft of network was like this
1:42.4	Marmalade is
1:44.4	Madness
1:46.7	This Marmalade is delicious and I am gonna take so many more
1:52.3	If you find you want some Marmalade and you can't go to your window. Hey, y'all I'd like some Marmalade, please
2:01.3	And then at the end they
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