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Runksmash - Basil and Gonz finish the episode in terror of what comes next, while an entire floor in a windowless building begin dancing to the tunes of LeirBag, Marty B, and Psalm 40; the party becomes a rager, and NSA headquarters begins to rattle like a cage!

At the Annual Occupy Biden Rally throngs of disaffected liberals, Canarians, BEOMNI 2.2s, and general malcontents march to former president Biden's house demanding an end to inflatable pools; Mr. Biden responds with a hilariously incoherent message.

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0:00.0	COVID-19, COVID-COVID-19.
0:03.1	Yeah.
0:04.8	The world is getting crazier.
0:07.0	People are acting more and more insane.
0:09.1	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:12.4	There is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:15.8	Listen to Basil and Gonfus, they discussed this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:21.6	You are listening to Kenary Crying News Talk.
0:26.5	You're listening to Canary Crying News Talk, and we are live to tape here on January 1st.
0:34.8	Uh, no, January 7th, what?
0:38.9	222.
0:47.4	This is episode 430, and today, Soylent Meets and Razzle-Dazzle, I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:51.6	And this is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
1:02.4	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ, while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:05.7	And, you know, it's episode 430.
1:08.4	You add the 4 and the 3, makes 7.
1:10.1	It's January 7th.
1:11.5	Oh, my gosh. And it's 20. It's meant to be. It's January 7th. Oh, my gosh.
1:12.4	And it's 20. It's meant to be.
1:13.2	It's meant to be.
1:13.8	And it's 2022.
1:15.2	It's the second show, you know, number two of 2022.
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