Soviet Karate Sniper Assassin

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Alexander "Superkiller" Solonik was a cold-blooded hitman who took out some of the biggest mob bosses in the Soviet Union and 1990s Russia. He was a blackbelt super soldier that escaped prison on several occasions, racked up millions of dollars in contracts, and dated Russian super models and bottle service girls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	What's up everyone, welcome in the soft core history.
0:10.0	I'm your host Dan Regester and I am joined as always by Rob Fox. I need to tell on
0:15.0	Jake he's using his vape again that fucks up the mics the old mics they don't
0:20.2	fuck up these mics yeah we got cool fancyics. I just want to tell on Jake.
0:24.0	A fucking narc?
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Jake's doing it again.
0:27.0	And of course the other voice is Jake Goldman.
0:30.0	Hey guys, I am doing it again.
0:32.0	Jake the Vape Goldman. Jake the Vape Goldman. Yeah. Yeah. That would be the softest wrestler
0:38.9	What is it like you can't pin him? He's like vapor. Yeah, he's like vapor. Yeah, he can't pin him. You can't pin him he's like vapor yeah he can't pin you can't pin him he just
0:44.2	starts hacking at you yeah like smoke from mortal combat yeah God that that's a so
0:50.2	smoke was in mortal combat too, but not really in it.
0:53.0	Do you remember that?
0:54.0	He was my favorite character to play us.
0:55.0	He was like the lot throwing smoke bombs.
0:57.0	That and like he was kind of like the estranged brother from a reptile scorpion and some zero.
1:02.0	They're just like, oh, what's another color we can add?
1:05.0	Great.
1:06.0	Great. Great. Great. Great. Great.
1:07.0	Great.
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