I'm ready.

Okay.

Ready.

Welcome to the second slap happy part of the Southern Baptist Convention.

This is Bonnie talking, and I'm looking at Karen who's holding her mic with her pinky in the air.

I'm very excited.

I feel like a performer, I never get to hold the microphone, but I'm sitting in a car in my dad's garage.

So this is where my recording studio is today.

Yeah. And I'm not, but I get to look at it. And it's delightful. And I get to hold the card

and put my pinky eye. I was in the choir. Yeah, we were all in the choir.

Yeah, we were all in the choir.

But you were in handbells, so you win.

You win every time.

So for the listeners out there, I played a shit ton of tennis before,

and now I've got these fun little blops on my face of like sun spots.

So look away.

I'm gruesome because, and Karen knows, but she hasn't seen it on vid.

I had parts of my face lasered off, my nose.

No, I played piles of tennis before, and it was always in the morning sun, and it was always on the south side.

So I've got one here that I claim is my tennis sunspot, and this one here is my driving in a car sunspot.

So then when he was lasering those, I was like,

he's zapping other places of my face.

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