South Dakota Brawlers, White Elephant Parties and Terrible Gifts from Alison

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Alison thought she had a great weekend full of tree decorating and movie watching until she looked at Instagram and saw all the holiday galas she wasn't invited to. Sean Jordan's from South Dakota where fights sometimes break out. Also he has a thing about extended chewing. Jenna's explaining why Janae keeps a giant mailbox inside the house during the holidays and we're all debating the merits of white elephant parties. Plus a round of What Does #Al Know, Just Me Or Everyone, #Snackchat involving snacks from Tacoma, WA and a bunch of adoptable dogs.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:05.9	Allison Rosen, it's your new best friend, show.
0:08.0	Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest.
0:10.0	She's a comedian who grew up in a family where everyone hides stashes of food, but that's
0:13.6	not surprising when you learn that she was raised by squirrels, it's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:18.4	He's a man who's as pure and faithful as a husband can be, as long as you don't count
0:22.1	that time as wife on a copy of the main 1979 issue of Business Efficiency magazine
0:26.5	tuck deep into a sock drawer.
0:28.3	It's Alan Moss, and he's a comedian who is named funniest person in Portland just narrowly
0:33.4	beating out the guy who dresses as a kilt wearing Darth Vader who plays flaming bagpipes
0:37.3	on a unicycle.
0:38.3	It's Sean Jordan.
0:39.8	Jeff Jeff is here to make wasp newtons with extra fig.
0:42.9	I'm her husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best
0:46.3	friend, Allison Rosen.
0:48.4	Hello, my little carab chips, it's me Allison.
1:14.1	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, his unibest friend.
1:17.1	I would like to say hello to my guest, hello and welcome Sean Jordan.
1:20.9	Hey, what's happened?
1:21.9	Hello, Jenna Kim Jones.
1:22.9	Hi, Al.
1:23.9	Hello.
	...

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