Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and where you're hosts.

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We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. That really doesn't feel like it because we haven't even acknowledged the fact that, of course, we came back to work on a short work week. God bless Labor Day. Hey, Jax, how you're Dern? I'm Dern good. And I just want to say our founding fathers ate with that one too. Because I think that they knew after summer, like to ease back into work. Like it has to be a four day week. If this were a five day week, it would be more challenging. And this four day week, the fact that it's Thursday is like the best, the highlight of my day today. It's insane. It's like so unearned, but so needed. Yeah, sometimes you'll get a national holiday. And it's like, okay, you know, I didn't need it, but I'll take it. Very much like Columbus Day slash Indigenous People's Day. Like, it's in the midst of holiday craziness. Like, I don't need it, but I'll take it. And then sometimes you get like, you're in the desert, you know? It's a cold drink. Exactly. A mirage, if you will. In the middle of a hot, dry desert. And that's what we needed. And it's been a great week so far. is back your girls are back it's just it's been

amazing things feel right turtaleo i like saw a couple of toasters in the street and also at the

u.s open everybody's like are you so happy to be back i'm like yeah and i'm not even lying like i'm so

happy to be back yeah no it's it feels good it feels good now i have a list of things I need to chat with you about before we dive into today's show. And I have a list. So I have four things, if you'll allow me. Okay. The first is we have to talk about what went down at the U.S. Open last night. The Spitz brothers. They won again. Tracy. Brother. Tracy. Brother.

Tracy.

Like, JJ Tracy and Bob Cash.

I almost said Bob Ross.

This doubles team, you know, relatively new that we sponsored.

Like they just keep winning.

They beat another like top 10 team yesterday.

They're just these like two young guys crushing it.

And I love that like everyone's now watching. I'm sure. I wonder if like ESPN is curious why this like random. Because I had to download ESPN plus. I paid $20 a month now. 29 actually, which I thought was pricey. To watch a match. And I'm sure they're like, what's with this uptick and interest in this, you know, random round of men's doubles? Well, obviously the toasters are behind it. They're playing again today. And I think if they make, if they win this one, it's the finals, which I will be going. And I just want to say a sprits athlete has never lost a game. Chills. Just something to think about. That is statistically true in this moment.

A sports athlete never loses.

I'm getting so into tennis.

I'm literally page seren.

It's like just obsessed.

Like I get home and I'm like, we have to watch.

And I know everything.

You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. So who who's gonna win the men who won last night who's winning I'm not watching so it's so

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